I’d rather be me being me than me trying to be my own clone. I try to stay true to who I am as a person, not a genetically modified being.

“Sometimes I still get the urge to stuff asparagus up my nostrils, even though I…”

“Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to …”

“The neon orange orb sat low in the sky, slowly breaking free of the horizon lik…”

“I don’t need a dress, I need an address. And some panties.”