I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the romantic me.

“I keep a large map of the world hanging above my bed. Everybody wants to own la…”

“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and h…”

“So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed…”

“I’d run 26.2 miles to eat a Marathon candy bar.”