I’d rather have a high EQ than a high IQ. After all, what is more important than love?

“I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as wel…”

“I sat down to think. I didn’t want to drink my coffee, but I paid for it, so I …”

“Pigs might make great pets, but they make better breakfast. I’ll take one big s…”

“If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.”