I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door po…”

“Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to …”

“Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually…”