I’d use my shadow as a blanket, but it’s too cold. It’s a shame, because it’d fit snuggly over my body.

“I collect things that collect dust. Like dust jackets. Despite no fingerprints …”

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, an…”

“Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe.”

“I meant to spend the day writing, but instead I spent the afternoon cleaning ou…”