If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m going there next week, because I’ve got to look everywhere when searching for the love of my life.

“Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a specia…”

“The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of Chin…”

“Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.”

“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves st…”