If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.

“One scoop of ice cream can go a long way. Not to mending friendships, but it ca…”

“Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a…”

“Thanks, but my name is Gracias.”

“The past is always more innocent, because it exists peacefully in the unreachab…”