If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.

“A pack of people came to see me. I say a pack because they were werewolves.”

“When I’m not eating, sleeping, working, or doing a hundred other things, I’m ma…”

“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re…”

“Starbucks has odd drink sizes. I say man’s hands were meant to be cupped, so po…”