If a magic genie, from a lamp, offered me three wishes, I'd use one to wish you a happy birthday. So 33 percent would be spent in your celebration. I only offer that statistic so you don't think me chintzy when you find this card void of cash.

“If you forget your manners, you can always borrow mine. I won't be using them.”

“The average time for lightning to strike and thunder to hit is how long I love.…”

“Sometimes a symbol holds more power than the thing it represents. Like the symb…”

“Most kids start talking by age two. I didn't say a word until I was twelve. I w…”