If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throat.

“The only thing better than being productive, is being reproductive.
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“A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, bu…”

“One day I want to be so wealthy I can say to my wife, “let’s take a drive—to th…”

“I want to sign a treaty with a cripple that will be both valid and, like the ow…”