If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, if he is a politician.

“I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition i…”

“A blanket could be used to help my career. Things have gone cold in this econom…”

“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching …”

“If my name were Isaac Newton, would I be a famous no name? I’d have worldwide a…”