If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she wa…”

“My armpits smell like a baboon belch, which doesn’t make me want to shower, as …”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”

“We’re not so different, you and I. Sure, we may have different religious belief…”