If a woman says she got a bad haircut, and I agree with her, am I being agreeable, or an asshole?

“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.
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“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watc…”

“Her name was Janice, but I called her Jan because she was born in December—just…”

“I never got to call myself a door-to-door salesman, because, regrettably, I onl…”