If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.

“Thor pushes the empty wheelbarrow by me and I decide to say something. “Wheelba…”

“We’re different, you and I. I am a Rorschach Test, and you, you are a butterfly…”

“I could write from anywhere, including the moon, provided I had a pencil and no…”

“A brick could be used to crush the Fruit of Desire and make the Juice of Destin…”