If death is the end of life, what is birth the end of?

“It’s still masturbation if your clone gives you a hand job. It’s also a lot lik…”

“The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deco…”

“I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.
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“I talked to David yesterday, but since it is a statue, it didn’t talk back. I h…”