If Edna St. Vincent Millay was right and childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies, then my childhood ended when I was fifteen.

“I have a black-belt in self-pity. I was an expert in the field. Still am. It's …”

“Sugar has a very special, oversized place on my food pyramid.”

“I feel like I’m waiting here. Waiting for something that hasn’t happened yet. S…”

“And maybe I'm a liar and I do need it, because being kissed by Josh Bennet is k…”