If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with my rifle.

“The ChairI’m writing to you, who made the archaic wooden chairlook like a thron…”

“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.
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“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two…”

“If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.”