If I aged twice as fast and lived twice as long as a normal person, would I be Wisdom Man?

“One scoop of ice cream can go a long way. Not to mending friendships, but it ca…”

“I don’t care if you live by the motto: let the chips fall where they may, but d…”

“If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my law…”

“I slept hard last night. I had an eight-hour raging erection.”