If I asked God to see into the future 50 years, and I couldn’t see myself, I wouldn’t assume I was dead. No, I’d assume I was simply hiding.

“Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.”

“If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited.”

“Your love is my candy, and I wouldn’t dream of trying to give it away to strang…”

“I opened a storefront with a 6’ ceiling. I did it for the low overhead.”