If I can’t see the bottom, I don’t know how much is left. Why does my love have to be so thick? I suppose because it keeps the engine of your heart running smooth.


“It’s been said that you make as much money as the average income of your five c…”

“I just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sp…”

“Sunburns are so embarrassing that they always make me blush all over.”

“A blanket could be used to trap and contain love. I’ve tried other stuff, like …”