If I collected dust, I wouldn’t mind if I got dust on it. My collection would grow and accumulate naturally. Probably my love would blend in with it as well, since I haven’t used it in so long.

“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s…”

“In bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.”

“We’ll make plans on sticky notes and we’ll stick to them. We’ll get married, bu…”

“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it…”