If I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.

“I couldn’t make a free throw if the basket were as big as the Grand Canyon. But…”

“Ears of corn can listen better than me when they’re still in the ground.”

“Writing is hard, but I don’t want to kill myself trying to write. Not unless I’…”

“Taxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.”