If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.

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“A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don…”

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”

“I’m the sort of businessman who goes in to buy a lime, and comes out with a lem…”