If I ever see an alien fishing in Scotland, and witness it catching the Loch Ness Monster, I’d probably assume the world would want me to write a poem about the event, rather than take pictures of it.

“A brick could be used like yellow sneezes hello every time love walks like a sl…”

“The lights might have dimmed, but I blinked at that moment so I didn’t notice. …”

“If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottl…”

“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to inc…”