If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing.

“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was j…”

“It’s important that my socks match. I don’t want anything that distracts from m…”

“A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life toget…”

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut he…”