If I give you more love, it will only give me more love to give. The more I give, the more I have to give.

“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you wi…”

“I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s…”

“I’m as constant as Constantinople. Now that’s some Istanbul shit.”

“There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get …”