If I had a street named after me, it would really put me on the map.

“A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how …”

“In a victory speech, I like to thank the opposition, because without their help…”

“I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.”

“Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign auto…”