If I had a vulva, I’d let you drive it like a Volvo. It’s all about safety. You could probably park on the street, but you might get a ticket.

“I oft go to a loft aloft in the sky. I go alone, because I enjoy the company of…”

“I don’t know when I’m going to stop when I start—or start when I stop. That’s w…”

“A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rul…”

“A brick could be used to practice your telepathic levitation. If you can lift t…”