If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.

“If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be more of a gatherer.”

“I suppose Orafoura was right about the vagina. It is such a wonderful spot to v…”

“I’m 30% in love, and if I ever rise to 70%, then I’ll be 100% in love. But I’ll…”

“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the…”