If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.

“A brick could be used as another brick, as they all look the same. So yes, I am…”

“Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t d…”

“I want to go to Sing Sing prison. I’ll bet they’ve got a good chorus.”

“The smell of coffee was enough to wake up my neighbors. In a display of gratitu…”