If I had chlorophyll instead of blood, I’d have ivy in my IV (not Roman numeral four).

“A hammer alone on a coffee table doesn’t kill someone. But a man in a business …”

“It’s a cliff, and I’ll jump, Don’t call it a bluff, or call my bluff. And don’t…”

“I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I alwa…”

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”