If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?

“The house is a normal-sized house, but once you step foot in the door, you are …”

“The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you…”

“If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.”

“If my ribcage is locked, just knock”