If I had nostrils on my index fingers, I wonder what the inside of my nose would smell like?

“Respect is something that should be earned, like eyebrows shaped like windshiel…”

“Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, I think everybody can agree that pol…”

“Bums are called bums because they sit on their ass all day.”

“We danced together. We didn’t look graceful, but how could we? She only had one…”