If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?

“I talk about talking like I listen to listening—in a room with mirrored walls t…”

“His breath smelled like a one-inch tall man wearing stinky socks used his tongu…”

“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”

“A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll h…”