If I had the word “war” in my last name, like “Flowar,” I’d probably be a peaceful guy.

“As the Hulk is green, I was bright red. I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was having …”

“I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please p…”

“My asshole is supportive of me. No matter what, good or bad, it’s always right …”

“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking abo…”