If I had to believe, I would. But I don’t, and I do.

“I wear my underwear on the outside of my itch.”

“I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I pu…”

“I would consider myself a regular at my favorite bar, but there’s nothing norma…”

“There are 26 characters in the alphabet, and what characters they are! Especial…”