If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.

“The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how…”

“I can throw an orange like a baseball, but I can’t eat a baseball like an orang…”

“I’ll leave the rest to you. Then, once you’re finished with the last part, I’ll…”

“Disregard my order to disregard my order. And that’s an order.”