If I look like I haven’t slept for eight hours, it’s because I haven’t. Oh, I wasn’t up all night. I slept 7:45 hours.

“Love, like glue, is a four-letter word that ends in “e,” only much stickier. An…”

“3.5 billion men in the world all share one I love you. That’s why men rarely sa…”

“Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a ben…”

“Nothing is certain but death and taxidermy.”