If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say.

“Stoplight red is never greener than when it’s tinged with yellow. I make love l…”

“I’m like a praying mantis, except not so devout. And I make love like a monk in…”

“I’ll agree with you if you promise to argue with me. That’s what love is, right?”

“I think Starbucks would go out of business if more people were to Superglue the…”