If I replaced my ears with conch shells, would you surf on the sound waves?

“There is one woman I’ve dated I just can’t seem to forget, no matter how much I…”

“If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water…”

“I’m so excited and lonely all at once. Just once. Not twice, because that’d be …”

“I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a handjob.”