If I started yesterday, I’d be a master of tomorrow.

“People always see me writing and ask me if they can read my writing. The answer…”

“I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of…”

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“Don’t search for a void to fill. Find a vacuum to carpet. Let this be a lesson …”