If I told you I don’t tell lies, that itself would be a lie.

“I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.”

“A brick could be used to keep thieves away from your house. Just set a brick ou…”

“My fingers itch, and the more I scratch the more it tickles. Tickle, itch, tick…”

“A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better f…”