If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me.

“I rearranged the letters of the word “neologism” to make the word neologism its…”

“I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.”

“A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket c…”

“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”