If I were a magician, I’d hand out broken compasses. It’s all about misdirection.


“Just because I murdered a man—my boss—doesn’t mean I deserve to be fired. In fa…”

“I wouldn’t see eye to eye with a Cyclops.”

“A brick is a lot like love. I mean, I’m sure it is. It simply must be. However,…”

“A traditional doctor gets paid to push pills, vaccinate, radiate, and basically…”