If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now.

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it af…”

“The sign said don’t do it, so naturally I did it. Signs are always saying stuff…”

“I always wear size 14 boat shoes that are so old they could have been built by …”

“I can’t go out tonight, because unfortunately I’m all tied up at the moment. I’…”