If I were king, I wouldn’t pay you the money I owe you. I’d give you a far more valuable gift: the gift of life—your own. Yes, you’d get to keep it!

“If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ea…”

“I am the sphinx of love. But I didn’t used to be. I used to be a sphink—which h…”

“Is there anything more pathetic than a flower that doesn’t get enough sunlight …”

“I was reminded of my ex girlfriend the other day. It’s amazing that something a…”