If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, not even the cannibals or modern art critics would touch me.

“You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons f…”

“The window of life is mirrored. And tinted. And shattered. And borrowed.”

“Coffee and donuts go together like government policy and subsequent poverty.”

“Labels are necessary, for dating purposes. I’m not talking about gay versus str…”