If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own clone.

“I rented a dress, but not an address. That I had to buy, though it made my ass …”

“There’s nothing more important than literary merit, and that’s why I not only c…”

“Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup.”

“My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and…”