If I were to open a corner store, I’d call it 90 Degrees.

“Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup.”

“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April …”

“A feather taped to a vibrator is a tickling machine to induce hunger, and NOT a…”

“I’m forced to shower in the closet, because my friend is wearing all my clothes…”