If I weren’t married, and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d ask that girl out. But what can I do? I’m an honorable guy.

“When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes yo…”

“Dreams have one-way doors—the door you enter cannot be exited from, and the doo…”

“Will I be subtly influenced by what my clone says, or by my own subconscious? W…”

“Wrapped inside one is love. Wrapped inside another is hate. What do you think i…”